Burnt is Clean once again has the amiss audacity to present

A further couple of nights at the Mermaid’s Purse
October 12-14 2007, Caddihoe, Devon

Another cornucopia of chaotic calamity, coercing and caressing you into a carnival of corrupt and contrite chuff. A diabolical debacle of dreadfully deficient and often dangerous, deviant and depraved, dodgy doings. Fluffy(?!) with a ferocious facade of fetid filth, filling you with a fever for flawed felonies.

Places are strictly limited. The fee for this journey of cosmic self discovery shall be a inadequate £75 of your filthy lucre to cover food and accommodation in the cottage, should you require it.

To boldly crew is free and to wilfully splint infinitives is grammatically shameful.

Please contact TheEarl@burntisclean.co.uk for more information. On line payments can be made at www.burntisclean.co.uk and more defamation and lies can also be found there